The next person to send me an evite invitation will get slapped. And this should be glaringly self evident but: evites make everyone (not just me) want to cry while vomiting. please, please stop.
use facebook instead. people who don’t use facebook, you are like those people 5 years ago who thought cell phones and email were stupid. That’s fine if you want to live in the 90′s, here’s some hyper colors and a bell biv devoe compact disc hopefully you’ll hear about the party with awesome people via word of mouth.
The next person that thinks they are making clever social commentary by saying “conforming to nonconformity” will get slapped.