Codgers in the News

Sen. Ted Stevens, the longest-serving Republican senator and a figure in Alaska politics since before statehood, has been indicted on seven counts of falsely reporting hundreds of thousands of dollars in services he received from a company that helped renovate his home. From May 1999 to August 2007, prosecutors said Stevens concealed “his continuing receipt of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of things of value from an [Oil Company].” Stevens, who has served in the U.S. Senate for 40 years, is up for re-election this year, and Democrats view his seat as one of their top pick-up opportunities.

1. Powerful argument for term limits!
2. What the fuck, it took 40 years to bust this guy? Imagine how bad it had to be for him to get busted during the Bush Administration!!

:: It’s a Series of Tubes via msnbc ::

Baller Files – Party Foul!

Hans Rausing, 45, an heir to the £5.4 billion Tetra Pak drinks carton empire, was embarrassingly drawn into the public eye in April after his wife Eva, 44, was caught trying to smuggle heroin and crack into a function at London’s American embassy. When £10m home the couple share with their four children in exclusive Cadogan Place, Chelsea, was then searched, officers found more crack and heroin – and £2,000 worth of cocaine, enough to fuel a whole nightclub full of drug-users.

But at Westminster magistrates court yesterday, it was revealed that all charges against the couple are being dropped after a ‘protracted correspondence’ between their lawyers and the Crown Prosecution Service. Instead, they are each to accept a ‘conditional caution’…They will not even have criminal records. Mrs Rausing is the daughter of a wealthy Pepsi-Cola executive.

:: Thank God We Be Ballers via Daily Mail ::

Treats!

Christian Phillips, 18 years old, is suspected of delivering baskets LSD-laced cookies to about a dozen police departments in Texas. “Our officers took a good whiff and thought they smelled like marijuana,” McGuire said, adding that preliminary tests instead detected traces of LSD. In Fort Worth, at least three officers got sick after eating some cookies and candy from a basket delivered to that police station Monday night, authorities said. Investigators found that Phillips had a list of about two dozen police departments in north Texas, with 13 checked off!

: Hilarity Ensues via AP wire :

On Hotmail

Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.
-Warren Buffett

ohh shit, two Warren Buffet quotes in one day? Is that going overboard (heh)?

Yeah, maybe I’m just too technologically oriented but I really can’t take people who have hotmail accounts seriously.