Hey, there’s a bunch of cool stuff going on and I probably (still) won’t be blogging for the next couple days. Before then there’s some stuff you should be aware of

First, BP actually knew about Deepwater Horizon problems 11 months ago and then lied to Congress about it. I love it when news takes a turn like this.

Basically, the onion is on fire right now.

Adderall Receives Honorary Degree from Harvard

National Parks Closed For Annual Remajestification

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs

Also, I broke the left apple key on my computer which probably means I have too many tabs open….