Sentence of the Day: John Fairfax Biography

At 9, he settled a dispute with a pistol. At 13, he lit out for the Amazon jungle.

At 20, he attempted suicide-by-jaguar. Afterward he was apprenticed to a pirate. To please his mother, who did not take kindly to his being a pirate, he briefly managed a mink farm, one of the few truly dull entries on his otherwise crackling résumé, which lately included a career as a professional gambler.

:: John Fairfax Obit via The NYTimes ::

This is a pretty spectacular obituary that appeared the times last week.  It’s even more spectacular when you read the gawker followup titled “John Fairfax Loved Hookers, Ten Juicy Stories Omitted from His NYT Obit.”

Person of the Day: Jake Tapper

Last Wednesday in the White House briefing room, the administration’s press secretary, Jay Carney, opened on a somber note, citing the deaths of Marie Colvin and Anthony Shadid, two reporters who had died “in order to bring truth” while reporting in Syria.

Jake Tapper, the White House correspondent for ABC News, pointed out that the administration had lauded brave reporting in distant lands more than once and then asked, “How does that square with the fact that this administration has been so aggressively trying to stop aggressive journalism in the United States by using the Espionage Act to take whistle-blowers to court?”  He then suggested that the administration seemed to believe that “the truth should come out abroad; it shouldn’t come out here.”

Fair point. The Obama administration, which promised during its transition to power that it would enhance “whistle-blower laws to protect federal workers,” has been more prone than any administration in history in trying to silence and prosecute federal workers.

::: Actual Journalism via The NYTimes :::

@JakeTapper you are the badass of the day.  Thank you very much!

News Roundup: #Stratfucked, Tracking Devices, Encryption and the Buffett Smackdown

Wikileaks has published five million emails from Stratfor, an intelligence company based in Texas that, looking at their practices, appears to be America’s very own privately run CIA. According to Wikileaks, their deals would also include the use of privileged information to make money in financial markets.

Stratfor’s clients are the US Government, other countries and military organizations, as well as private companies like Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman or Raytheon. They have a global network of spies in governments and media companies, including “secret deals with dozens of media organizations and journalists, from Reuters to the Kiev Post.” According to the emails, these spies get paid in Swiss bank accounts and pre-paid credit cards.

Wikileaks says that the emails also reveal the creation of a parallel organization called StratCap. Apparently, this organization would use Stratfor network of informants to make money in financial markets. Wikileaks claims that the emails show how then-Goldman Sachs Managing Director Shea Morenz and Stratfor CEO George Friedman put StratCap in motion in 2009.

:: Via Gawker ::

This is a HUGE deal.   Why, you say?  Check this article from the Telegraph:

The e-mail, from a Stratfor analyst, suggested that up to 12 officials in Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) agency knew of the al-Qaedaleader’s safe house.  The internal email did not name the Pakistani officials involved but said the US could use the information as a bargaining chip in post raid negotiations with Islamabad.

:::  hmmmm via The Telegraph :::

This might be a good time to wonder why it is that we’re invading Afghanistan over Bin-Laden and not Pakistan.  I’ve heard people suggest that Pakistani officials were hiding him intentionally because America was giving Pakistan so much money to find him.  I think that’s highly dubious but interesting.

Also:

Andrew Weissmann, general counsel for the FBI, has announced that his agency is switching off thousands of Global Positioning System-based tracking devices used for surveillance after a Supreme Court decision last month. Weissmann made the statement during a University of San Francisco School of Law symposium on communications privacy this past Friday. According to a Wall Street Journal report, Weissmann said the ruling in the US vs. Jones case, which broadly limited the use of warrantless GPS tracking devices, brought about a “sea change” at the Justice Department.

The ruling (PDF), issued on January 23, held that placing a GPS device on the underbody of a car constitutes a search and requires a valid warrant. In the case of Antoine Jones, law enforcement agents obtained a warrant to place a GPS tracker on a car registered to Jones based on evidence suggesting he was involved in drug trafficking. However, the warrant expired before agents actually installed the device, and the GPS tracker was eventually installed in a different jurisdiction from the one the warrant had even authorized. The Justice Department claimed Jones had no reasonable expectation of privacy because he was driving on public roads.

The Supreme Court disagreed. Its ruling led to the FBI immediately turning off about 3,000 GPS tracking devices already deployed, according to Weissmann. The Bureau is now developing new guidelines for the use of the devices.

:: via Ars ::

Two rulings this week helped to clarify the circumstances under which a defendant can be compelled to reveal the contents of an encrypted hard drive. On Wednesday, the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals let stand a judge’sruling in a Colorado case that the defendant in a mortgage fraud case could be compelled to produce the contents of her encrypted laptop. But on Thursday, the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals overturned a Florida contempt of court charge against a suspect in a child pornography case who refused to decrypt the encrypted contents of several hard drives.

While the two rulings reach opposite results, they don’t necessarily contradict each other. The results turned on how much the government knew about the contents of the encrypted drives. In previous cases, the courts have held that when the government already knows of the existence of specific incriminating files, compelling a suspect to produce them does not violate the Fifth Amendment’s rule against self-incrimination. On the other hand, if the government merely suspects that an encrypted hard drive contains some incriminating documents, but lacks independent evidence for the existence of specific documents, then the owner of the hard drive is entitled to invoke the Fifth Amendment.

:: Via Ars ::

2012 GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum took to the pages of the Wall Street Journal today to lay out his economic plan, reiterating his desire to cut the corporate tax rate in order to “restore America’s competitiveness.” During an interview on CNBC, billionaire investor Warren Buffett, in response to Santorum’s piece, noted that is is actually “a myth” that America’s corporate taxes are high. “Corporate taxes are not strangling American competitiveness,” Buffett explained, even bringing a chart to prove his point:

The interesting thing about the corporate rate is that corporate profits, as a percentage of GDP last year were the highest or just about the highest in the last 50 years. They were ten and a fraction percent of GDP. That’s higher than we’ve seen in 50 years. The corporate taxes as a percentage of GDP were 1.2 percent, $180 billion. That’s just about the lowest we’ve seen. So our corporate tax rate last year, effectively, in terms of taxes paid for the United States, was around 12 percent, which is well below those existing in most of the industrialized countries around the world. So it is a myth that American corporations are paying 35 percent or anything like itCorporate taxes are not strangling American competitiveness.

::: Ohhhh Snap!! via TPM :::

 

A Quick Note on Incentives

Organ donation in the United States is an ailing system.  I haven’t been able to find solid numbers on exactly how many organs are wanted so I settled on inserting a stupid pun instead.   I hope you’re okay with that.  Anyway, the prevailing notion was that the disparity in organs needed to organs donated could be overcome by creating an opt out system rather than the current opt in one.  Interestingly, according to a poorly sourced nytimes article, that didn’t work in europe.

Other countries, like Spain and Austria, have tried an opt-out approach, called presumed consent. Every patient who dies is assumed to have consented to organ donation, unless they have specifically declined. However, this hasn’t necessarily increased the number of organ donations, in part because doctors find it extremely difficult to go against family wishes if surviving family members are strongly opposed to donation.

I dug around a bit and it seems like the problem is not in the opting but rather the cultural, infrastructure, and public policy aspects that make it more complicated.  Generally though it seems like, all other things being equal, opt out is actually more effective.  The problem it seems is that opt out only improves donation rates slightly.

A third way to increase donations is being pioneered in Israel. Until now, Israel ranked at the bottom of Western countries on organ donation. Jewish law proscribes desecration of the dead, which has been interpreted by many to mean that Judaism prohibits organ donation. Additionally, there were rabbinic issues surrounding the concept of brain death, the state in which organs are typically harvested. As a result, many patients died waiting for organs.

So Israel has decided to try a new system that would give transplant priority to patients who have agreed to donate their organs. In doing so, it has become the first country in the world to incorporate “nonmedical” criteria into the priority system, though medical necessity would still be the first priority.

:: Good Article via the NYTimes (via FB thanks Dustin, Josh, etc) ::

There are a few people that argue that we should be able to sell our organs on an open market.   My understanding is that no one has figured out how to make that work so that it doesn’t result in organ theft, botched transplants, and fucking over poor people who can’t do anything when people lie and abuse them.  It was legal in India up until 1994.  It’s still legal in Iran.   The Wikipedia has a decent article on Organ Donation.  I’m still a little surprised because this seems like a pretty easy problem.

It might be interesting to set up a website that created some sort of bounty system for referring people to successful donations.   Maybe something that said if you can get x many people to register, we’ll help you find a donor for a friend or family member?  It might also be interesting to offer a bounty for signups like they do for ballot initiatives.  10 dollars per person who joins the organ donation registry.

 

Quick Review: The Hunger Games

I read The Hunger Games about 8 months ago and wasn’t terribly impressed.

Cons:
- Hunger Games is the American Gladiators of dystopian nightmare novels.  Just in case you forgot, American Gladiators is a horrible show that lacks even the finesse of WWF.
- Seriously, why would anyone make children fight each other?  It’s absurd, but that’s a setup that would appeal to the young adults after which the book was fashioned.
- The tension in the novel comes from a ham-handed plot device which ultimately makes no sense and cheapens the whole thing. Rather than warning us against the excesses of power it’s just an insane and ridiculously contrived tale.
- Poor writing.

Pros:
- Extremely visceral.  I found myself paranoid and ready to kill at the drop of a hat with whatever I could fashion in my immediate vicinity.  Does that mean the writing is good?  In terms of prose, hell no.  In terms of feel, mayhap.
- It is a “page turner”
- Powerful female protagonist

The Hunger Games: sorry if you liked it, but nubs down

 

Epic Satire: Retrailer of Abraham Lincoln + Twilight

Behold!

If you’re not familiar with retrailers this is a very solid The Shining trailer redone as a romantic comedy.

“Wait a minute… I think that Lincoln vampire hunter thing wasn’t some sort of brilliant homebrew mashup.” That was actually my train of thought before finding out that a studio funded a film which clearly seems like a very weird vehicle for an elaborate practical joke. Then I found out that it’s a movie based on a book which is satire. Joke’s on me?!?

Math Puzzles and Political Pranks

this answer from Sahil Bhagat is very solid:
Sahil Bhagat The first figure isn’t a triangle. If you look closely, the red part has a slope of (3/8) which is less than the slope of the blue part which is (2/5). Hence the overall hypotenuse is concave.
In the second figure on interchanging the red and blue parts you get a hypotenuse which is convex. It is because of this that the hypotenuse of the second figure covers a larger region which comes from the “hole”.

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Ron Paul is apocalyptically insane.  He’s worse on economic issues than Santorum is on social ones.  However, it appears the republican party is doctoring the results of the Maine primary to make sure he doesn’t win. “In Washington County – where Ron Paul was incredibly strong – “the caucus was delayed until next week just so the votes wouldn’t be reported by the national media today”.   First, this sounds a little bit like hopeful thinking on the part of Paul supporters but it’s still suspect.  I’d prefer Romney over Paul but I prefer fairness and transparency over everything else.

Ki Gulbranson owns a logo apparel shop, deals in jewelry on the side and referees youth soccer games. He makes about $39,000 a year and wants you to know that he does not need any help from the federal government.

He says that too many Americans lean on taxpayers rather than living within their means. He supports politicians who promise to cut government spending. In 2010, he printed T-shirts for the Tea Party campaign of a neighbor, Chip Cravaack, who ousted this region’s long-serving Democratic congressman.

Yet this year, as in each of the past three years, Mr. Gulbranson, 57, is counting on a payment of several thousand dollars from the federal government, a subsidy for working families called the earned-income tax credit. He has signed up his three school-age children to eat free breakfast and lunch at federal expense. AndMedicare paid for his mother, 88, to have hip surgery twice.

:: NYTimes on Critics of the Safety Net Being Large Benefactors ::

Quick Thoughts: M.I.A. Bad Girls Video

Lyrically, I’d like to believe that this song is about a sexual arab spring as much as a political one. It may however merely be about getting fucked in a car. Either way, MIA is super hot!

Pretty stock middle eastern song with a drum beat, yet it’s done perfectly. What really stands out here is the cinematography and the spectacular horse footage.

Quick Rant: Your Gluten Allergy

My friend is allergic to peanuts.   If she even eats a tiny chunk of peanut her throat swells shut and she has to go to the hospital to keep from dying. My other friend gets bloody rashes on his lips if he eats mango. BLOODY RASHES

So if you feel kind of lazy after you eat a big sandwich or a cookie, that’s not a fucking allergy. Allergies cannot be trendy!!

see also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluten_sensitivity

50 Quotes of the Day: Neil deGrasse Tyson

Twisted Sifter posted 50 Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes the other day. Here are a couple of my favorites:

“A bullet fired level from a gun will hit ground at same time as a bullet dropped from the same height. Do the Physics.”

“Curious that a bulletproof vest does not protect the neck, head, or groin. I consider these body parts important.”

via http://twistedsifter.com/2012/01/best-neil-degrasse-tyson-quotes/

Here it’s worth noting that I don’t know the physics for that off the top of my head but it seems right. Also, it would make that something called a vest wouldn’t cover the head, groin, legs, feet, etc but I just thought that was funny.