I’m probably going to need a new handle soon as I’ll likely cut my dreadlocks in the next three years. I like to think ahead on these matters. If you think of anything useful email me. It should be witty but also inspire fear in my enemies. You know, something like this (but in word form)

I don't see why you can't keep Titanium Dreads. A user name can be like a tattoo – representative you, even if it's from your past. Plus, explaining it to anyone who doesn't understand, makes for a good story telling opportunity.
JasonStatham
TItanium Dread.
I don't care about your username, I want a tattoo of THAT!
I was born a unicorn.