from: Curtis Y
to: wheatgrass@gmail
date Thu, May 13, 2010 at 5:39 PM
subject NiggerNigger, the force is strong in you. Especially for a subhuman cripple!
Nigger: ancient wisdom awaits you in the archives of the Sith. The
red pill is out there. Will you take it? Follow these instructions:http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2010/04/join-froude-society.html
Alas, the truth is more bitter than you can possibly imagine. But
don’t worry! Always and everywhere, the Jedi Council’s pleasant lies
remain available. You can return to them at any time. Three old
books will not turn you into Darth Nub. The path of the Sith is long
- longer than I know.I worry, however, that you are too old to tear yourself away from the
false path of the Jedi. Is there an answer? There is. Increase the
dosage!It is not just your destiny, young man, to read these three books.
For you, I prescribe a *special* destiny*****
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Most Sith Lords recommend an audiovisual presentation, perhaps one of
these:http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-vice-guide-to-liberia
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4540134202583442015
(Netflix also has the DVD)On your journey, remember: the line between good and evil passes
through every human heart. And the same, presumably, for subhuman
cripples…
I’m not publishing the redacted stuff but I can assure you that it is a whole extra level of what the fuck on this email. I’m too busy to check out all this stuff but I’ve made note of it for later if I feel like checking it out. Luckily I’ve already seen and blogged about the vice guide to liberia (which is quite good and I recommend).
I would like to see your runner up weirdest emails.