My life is hilarious and awesome. There are certain days where I just want to do a raw feed of the ridiculous things that come through my inbox. My friend Charlie does this but I want to instead make a public commitment that I will keep things anonymous given the uncertain nature of the future of public records.
The following is on the invite for a new years day “carousing” in upstate ny.
OUT OF TOWN GUESTS:
Our guest house, listed below. But to ensure no one attempts sleep, the dance party will be here as well:
We do have several visitors traveling from Philly, Delaware, LA, Boston, Rochester. Although we adhere to a strict no-sleeping policy, be aware that it’s going to be cozy. Sleeping bags and/or pillows will be useful. We also have bedrooms and plenty of couches in our house.