First, “controversial” baby dynamic yoga
NEXT, determining if your babies are lucky.
A distinguished panel of judges (in my kitchen) determined that baby dynamic yoga is actually some fake babies and some real babies but overall a hoax, although perhaps something so foolish that we would prefer to live in a world where it has to be a hoax. The panel also determined that dropping babies out of a building fucks up their brains enough so that when they grow up they think that dropping babies out a window is a good idea.
Using babies for POI! How did I not think of that!???!!?