Me: is that a fencing foil?
dude on the bus: …yes
me: why does it have a funny handle?
dude on the bus: it’s an american grip, it’s more ergonomic.
girl on the bus: but it doesn’t have as much control as a french grip!
me: touch’e!
…awkward silence as I’m the only person who thinks this is funny…
I’m with you on this one, bro.