It List

+ The Federal Trade Commission, for fining google 22.5 million dollars for violating users privacy via the cookies on the mobile safari app. Although google probably makes that much money in about a half hour.

+ The Best Kept Secrets of San Francisco Question on Quora, for having some pretty decent things to do but that you probably already know about if you live here.

+ Wikileaks, for revealing the existence of TrapWire, one of many global spy systems meant to colate public videocamera data. True, it turns out trapwire doesn’t work that well but that’s not really the point.

+ Ecuador, for offering Wikileaks founder Julian Assange political asylum which essentially means he won’t be extradited to the United States and tried for terrorism.

+ The Snuggery, for offering by the hour, nonsexual snuggling.

+ These panties, for being awesome and clearly the wave of the future

Shit List

- The Justice Department, for appealing a ruling by a federal judge that bars a provision of the NDAA that allows indefinite detention of americans.

- Indefinite detention, for being totally pointless if you have evidence that someone is a threat.

- Paul Ryan, for hating on the stimulus plan but also requesting stimulus funds for Wisconsin.

- Getting Mauled By Bears, nobody wants that.